therunawayarchaeologist:

5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

coulsart:

Home sick from work, so I remade my clownsona ‘cause I can.

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

okagami:

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

letstrysomefanfic:

bishopl:

Chris’ bday wishes 🎂

Ok but wait

You’re telling me that Thor’s story about Loki stabbing him as children is most likely based off of Chris’s real life experience?

chris hemsworth is the actual thor. his family is all norse dieties. Hes just found a way to capitalize off of it

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Power move: stab a man with a gun

People are responding to this with all kinds of additions like bayonets and gunblades. No. None of that. Just a gun. Jam it into a man

Like this?

ferretteeth:

Justin: I love you all dearly, very much, as my family? I would bury a bowie knife in any of your chests to eat french onion soup this instant second.

nutfound:

eek it’s 3 AM, GOOD night

chefpyro:

Power move: stab a man with a gun

shoot a man with a sword