adurot:

The Manliest Pink Blob.

chrishallbeck:

Eight.

Patreon.Com/chrishallbeck 

arsanatomica:

Lets take a minute to talk about the anatomy of these two cheeto-dusted losers. 

Other places to my stuff in case of purge.

INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

goannafr:

why do u people keep calling me ‘op’ my stats aren’t THAT high..

kimmycup:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

dexer-von-dexer:

stem-stims:

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

duskydeath:

bramblewing:

bramblewing:

“reblogs aren’t important you’re just whiny”

yeah because when you see this

tell me you don’t get annoyed.

tumblr’s algorithm only cares about posts that are reblogged, it doesn’t count likes. posts don’t get promoted or circulated when they only have likes (the way instagram functions), only reblogs matter for increasing reach on tumblr as a platform.

support content creators.

like y'all are fuckin killing tumblr (& content creation) but okay

you think that’s not a lot of notes? that’s cute.

but yeah, tumblr’s system definitely doesn’t advantage non-popular artists, but there’s a big problem from within the community too. i have over 400 followers and i consider myself lucky when more than 2 people reblog my art, so imagine how much worse it is for people with even less followers.

reblog content creators, guys. liking posts doesn’t do anything.

iamoutofideas:

kensacollection:

kensacollection:

toastpotent:

mapsontheweb:

The 2016 Presidential Election, but the states are redrawn so that Hillary Clinton wins everything

brb moving to LONG jersey

long jersey doesn’t have shit on SUPREME CALIFORNIA

no fucking way…mega louisiana! time to le

epicsmashtime:

I actually have this old Link to the Past piece for the longest time but I never posted it :’))) let me fix that now.

——–

My Instagram || My Twitter