Silver Tongue

gahdamnpunk:

The rich are getting more rich tho

freeforaugust:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

That’s 0.6 cents more than I would have valued it at.

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experimental-sponge:

origamityler:

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

the-real-numbers:
“ boggblog:
“ shieldles:
“Love
”
Two planes having kiss
”
Two planes having kiss.
Two planes having kiss.
My pingus
My dingus
Involuntarily piss
”

the-real-numbers:

boggblog:

shieldles:

Love

Two planes having kiss

Two planes having kiss.

Two planes having kiss.

My pingus

My dingus

Involuntarily piss

goddamnshinyrock:

echoing-artemis:

all-the-usernames-are-gone:

demonic-mnemonic:

goddamnshinyrock:

Aziraphale can manifest a halo, which he mostly uses as a reading light

He would

The halo isn’t really a ring halo either, just like Crowley doesn’t have horns. Instead, his entire head lights up like a glowstick.

Either that or no matter what angle you look at it it’s always behind his head like this:

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Like Mickey Mouse’s ears.

I blew the dust off my tumblr and dug out this post (which I originally saw on Instagram) just so I could say thank you for inspiring this ridiculousness.

Crowley likes to sleep, Aziraphale likes to read. A bed is comfy for both of these things, so sharing works. Usually.

After all, Aziraphale was just enough of a bastard to be worth liking. <3


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because honestly you guys were exactly right

(more nonsense over at Ineffable Wives on Insta)

holy shit this is the best possible addition to my post, this cosplay is amazing

arinavah:

I’ve read the cutest fic ever by @toedenandbackagain and decided to draw a comic based on it!
Please, read it:
 https://archiveofourown.org/works/19840567

bpd-disaster:

brieflyshypuppy:

scaliefox:

stunt-muppet:

derinthemadscientist:

librarian-amy:

scanlan:

susiephone:

wearevengeancenow:

nerdgasrnz:

inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

  • a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
  • fourth wall breaking
  • “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
  • *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
  • alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  • “fuck you” “well if you insist”

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

  • the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
  • people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
  • alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
  • bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
  • someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
  • choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
  • the “hands go down” trope
  • example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

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These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

Bonus points if he DOES react, but it’s to close the door and tell his buddy “it’s for you.”

  • Intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names (“It’s Sean, isn’t it?” “Dude. It’s John.”)
  • That one character who is like actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting
  • Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect
  • Convenient book titles (“Plot-Related Thing for Dummies”)

Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves

moonpaw:

taako finally snaps