Silver Tongue

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

skarchomp:

beetledrink:

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

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lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

i know it’s giving myself an awful lot of credit but i would really like to think this post has at least a small hand in verizon’s selling tumblr at a massive loss

shealwaysreads:

daddiesdrarryy:

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES SKSKSK IT IS AMAZING

I have a lot of feelings about Fleur and this fanart is fulfilling A LOT OF THEM!

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it

verizon is the danish royal family wordpress is fortinbras and i’m horatio tenderly clutching hamlet aka what’s left of my shittty shitty blog and addressing the room like “welcome to the party you flaming hot dipshits”

raegeii:

Watch she-ra season 2 on netflix now! Its really good and I’m not at all biased!

nightmarefiction:

republicans: video games cause violence!

academics: agreed because the military industrial complex uses them as a propaganda tool by glorifying guns and military campaigns and dehumanizing people of color.

republicans: no not like that!!

bumblebeebats:

kookeybird:

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Cinematic parallels

jameelajamilsgf:

Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating!

Me:

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ask-cloverfield:
“ cupcakeshakesnake:
“ thesouthernjedi:
“ roachpatrol:
“ ghostymcspooky:
“ soloontherocks:
“ notanotherreyloblog:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ azumariko:
“ he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser
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Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet...

ask-cloverfield:

cupcakeshakesnake:

thesouthernjedi:

roachpatrol:

ghostymcspooky:

soloontherocks:

notanotherreyloblog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

azumariko:

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

peers under a couch

This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.

Kenobi’s name was discovered when a girl who had a crush on him eavesdropped on him as he tried to figure out how to talk to ghosts. He is not a subtle man

isnt the legit reason because obi wan was living in the same valley that anakin slaughtered the tuskan raiders that killed his mom and like, the darkness of that event still lingered and clouded any force magic that could have been used to locate obi wan?

lullabyknell:

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss