A one shot where every character is a tabaxi, they all belong to the same clan and are mostly bards. They never move from their village and show off their abilities one by one. There’s only an encounter and it'ss completely inconsequential.
If the players complain tell them that “they don’t get it” and “not every adventure needs a plot.”
They all sing about how rad they are and the raddest dies in a bonfire
trucks. EX. trucks. EX. buscles. BUSCLES! fall into FLEX.
trucks. EX. trucks. EX. buscles. BUSCLES! fall into FLEX.
PICKUP! s! MA KING!‘MERICAN mi -
BUILT FOR TO - ORAnddfLIKing GELS GUY! grOWN CRY
trucks. EX. trucks. EX. muscles. mUSCLES! fall into FLEX.
trucks. hEX. trucks. hEX. muscles. mUSCLES! fall into FLEX.
‘BAMAS! ZEASY T - robert’s a bore. raAAEE I WANT THREE I WILL KILL YOUR T dOON’T PLEASE
trucks. (h) chickach
chickach *noises from the depths*
chickach *noises from the depths* chickach *noises from the depths* mmba bada bada dabadaba BA dap bo ba bo bap badabATRUCKS.H-HANDS. TRUCKS. *struggling for breath* HANDS*asthma*PASSION. PASSION.MORE THAN I dAN’t!
THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH
THE NOVEL “DRACULA”
THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS
THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES
THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH
… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?
NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
No no no no no!
Don’t write fanfic!
Those things are in the public domain!
You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!
Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!
what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted
This website literally can’t even DIE without some weird shit going on “sold for $1.1 Billion in 2013 then sold again for <$3 Million in 2019” it’s so on brand it’s terrifying what the fuck is this website
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.
They might walk past a Clark Kent every day but Clark Kent doesn’t actually mind because he respects their decisions
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
