ponlova:

silver-tongues-blog:

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

okay but to be fair, faking hauntings to make housing more affordable isnt a villainous thing to do

i mean i guess it kinda is in a robin hood sort of way

The scooby doo villains were doing shit to scare off people for evil such as major corporations driving away business for mom and pop stores so theres no compitition or driving away a family so they can steal the gold in the chimney

*taako calls the raven queen*

“Hey mom, can kravitz come over and play?”

*lup cackling in the background and barry doing a spit take*

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

okay but to be fair, faking hauntings to make housing more affordable isnt a villainous thing to do

sincerelyafrica:

So a friend of mine told me how yesterday his coworker died on the way to work due to speeding and crossed a red light (she was late for the third time, so I’m guessing she was trying to avoid a write up). As soon as she crossed the light she was hit on the drivers side by a semi. The messed up part is that in less than an hour her table was cleared for a new worker. In less than 4 hours they had sent out the news that they are hiring. By the end of the day the hiring manager had contacted 4 people for an interview. Moral of the story is, these jobs don’t care about your ass. They will replace you in a snap. Don’t risk or waste your life trying to go above and beyond for a job that could care less about your wellbeing.

gaylor-moon:
“POWER MOVE
”
king of games is gay culture

gaylor-moon:

POWER MOVE

king of games is gay culture

thebluepeninsula:
“ Same energy
”

thebluepeninsula:

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Same energy

afallenwolf:

theshapeofagua:

Lara looks so goddamn good in this mask

Stealing this for a character design

i cant believe theres a coco videogame

mx-tacitgrey:

who thought carrying around small fur babies was a good idea

edit: now available as stickers on redbubble!

oppositionresearch:
“ sallyyates:
“ brainstatic:
“He totally forgot he’s not supposed to admit that.
” ”
worst part is theyre trying to argue that collusion isnt illegal because the law that they broke uses the word conspire instead of collude.

oppositionresearch:

sallyyates:

brainstatic:

He totally forgot he’s not supposed to admit that.

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worst part is theyre trying to argue that collusion isnt illegal because the law that they broke uses the word conspire instead of collude.