Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions.
“Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat.”All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT
“The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt.”
Bard: I could go up to him before the round begins and tell him hes my father
DM: what, youre gonna whisper “daddy” in his ear? that will go over well
Rogue: now thats what I call a dissonant whisper






