Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time
*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.
Robin Hood was not a socialist and I am not a furry
Friendly reminder that Robin Hood stole from the government. He was literally taking back that which was taxed from the citizens.
You want an answer for why so many millennials fit into those things up top? It’s because they’re stupid.
“Because they’re stupid” says the person who left out the most important part of Robin Hood, that said government was overtaxing the poor to the point that they couldn’t afford anything and was jailing them when they couldn’t afford to live any more, for no reason other than greed and to keep the rich rich- Even going so far as disrespecting the church and taking what little donation money they had
but nah it’s just some hooligan stealing from the gov’ment
spoken like a person with true privileged tunnel vision
anyone who can look at robinhood and think robin is the bad guy really needs to reevaluate their life.
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors.
in addition to different colours we should also talk in distinct internet accents. Like the shouty person should be all caps and the nerd should speak l33t
A woman filed a lawsuit claiming that when she was thirteen years old she was held as a sex slave to Mr. Trump and his friend Jeffrey Epstein. The woman claimed to have a witness, “Tiffany Doe,” to the incidents. Mr. Epstein is a notorious “billionaire pedophile” who is now a Level 3 registered sex offender - the most dangerous kind, “a threat to public safety” — after being convicted of misconduct with another underage girl.
Mr. Trump has a long history of debasing women he’s worked with, crossing the line on a regular basis. He’s taken lifelong joy in objectifying women, including his proclamation: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”
listen, there have been over 200 episodes of the x-files, a handful of which were actual parody episodes… but nothing will ever compare to the unintentional comedy of this fucking scene right here
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