Silver Tongue

stuck-in-jelly:

whyyoustabbedme:

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

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The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

keyhollow:
“ supreme-leader-stoat:
“ agent-of-empathy:
“ dragongyrlwren:
“ dr-algernop:
“ 13flamingbees:
“ avatarsymbolism:
“ avatrashh:
“ avatar-gifs:
“Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu
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Wow those moves look like someone who’s...

keyhollow:

supreme-leader-stoat:

agent-of-empathy:

dragongyrlwren:

dr-algernop:

13flamingbees:

avatarsymbolism:

avatrashh:

avatar-gifs:

Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

…Shit, you’re right. 

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move. 

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

This shows attention to detail was unreal.

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.

Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!

Toph:….meTal….bendy bendy

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feralkarkat:

dave: creeper?

roxy: aww, man!

john: so we back in the mine

rose: got our pickaxe swingin’ from

jade: side to side

dirk: side

jane: side

jake: to side

karkat, whispering lowly to kanaya: is this… is this a human ritual i am unfamiliar with?

gaymer0395:

humorduke:

Only 90s kids will remember

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That has nothing on this one

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stephanemiroux:

sirfrogsworth:

This is the same guilt you feel when you accidentally step on a paw and hear that high pitched yipe. 

Ps for those wondering this is for smaller dogs to make it onto the couch and also for older dogs (big or small) to get onto the couch without attempting to jump and hurt themselves.

sm64mario:

luigismustache:

sonic-the-hedgehog-1991:

luigismustache:

king-bowser-koopa-senior:

luigismustache:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

mario going “mama mia” but luigi yelling “HOLY SHIT”

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these reactions are pretty accurate, actually

As a Nintendo character marketed to children I cannot legally curse. This seems to be an uncensored recording of me being surprised

What are you talking about? I curse all the time! Although maybe it doesn’t count because it’s in Koopa?

That’s because:

A. You’re a villain

B. Because it’s in koopa and no one understands it, it counts as censoring

Technically, I can say swear words. So haha dumb bitch.

True, but I don’t need to curse when I’m flying high on the success of Nintendo and their most recent console

Luigi don’ta antagonize him when he’sa losing that’s bad sportsmanship.

meatkasa:

mission name: match the shape!

expectation:

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reality: 

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yourplayersaidwhat:

I’ve been DMing for a set of new players through the Lost Mines Arc and naturally they keep looting goblins so it ended up with this:

Avariel: I loot the goblin corpse in front of me *rolls an 11*

Me: You actually find what looks like a pin-up of a female goblin

Avariel: nice

*many dead goblins later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin that I just killed *rolls a 5*

Me: It’s really weird because you find like 5 goblin pin-ups

*more dead goblins and many goblin pin-ups later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin

Me: You find-

Avariel: I swear to god if you say pin-up I will kill you

Me: -2 silver, however you, [Ranger] find a pin-up

Ranger: I’ll give the pin-up to [Avariel]