theraptorcage:

Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight. 

slimetony:

Why do I debase myself like this

Our Party: *sets fire to 2 towns, a forest and a grassy plain over the span of 4 sessions*

DM: “You arrive at a beach and see a town, carved from large stones”

Our party:

daffodi1:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

Final destination character: So is it over? have we beaten deaths design?

Death:

velinxi:

Had to draw it out after uzzit pointed this out! It’s been a long time.

kingofthewilderwest:

curly-mermaid-wannabe:

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

“what no way how many pieces” sounds so condescending in that tone

chefpyro:

“It’s 156 hours.”
“Why do you have-what-”
“Cause I played 156 hours of Persona 5; this game’s awesome.”

start a new game