Silver Tongue

badjokesbyjeff:

I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl

And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.

weaver-z:

Why are gun nuts so afraid of 30-50 feral hogs? I thought they supported the police force.

sugarsweethearts:

katesattic:

thesevenumbrellas:

enchanteddreameruniverse:

mrsdewinters:

Cinderella (1950)

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

We love and respect our dumbass face-blind Prince Charming in this house!

NO, I will Not stand for this libel!!!! Fairy Godmother made it so no one could recognize or remember Cinderella’s face when she was at the ball. Godmother was prepared for bad things to happen to her, not for her to fall in love. The show was all he had to identify her. Cinderella was probably very malnourished, due to being hated by her living family and treated as a maid when she should have had the entire estate (but that’s for another day). THAT’S why the shoe would have fit only her out of all the women at the ball, because she would have been smaller than everyone else. That is all, have a good day.

parallelpie:
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chefpyro:

uwu

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

wanna hear my gaming sin

i’ve never finished either of the banjo kazooie games on N64

and i loved nuts and bolts

i completed it like 3 times over when i was a kid

thats fine. I couldnt beat banjo tooie or kazooie without cheats either. the fucking board game in kazooie always killed me and the same with the quiz game in tooie

predictivetextbot:

this posts fucks

Agent Stern: I feel like my life is going to be stagnant until i find bigfoot

Aubrey: Hey cheer up. Maybe the real bigfoot was the friends you made along the way

Barklay: *looks stares daggers at aubrey*

Duck: She means metaphorically of course. I mean, uh, its obvious bigfoots not… real? and that, um he, uh, its not like he can disguise himself as human with crazy fairy magic or anything. Bigfoots not basically a fairy. I mean obviously since hes like. hes got all that fur and is big and all

foxsgallery:
“ crustofjustice:
“ puublack:
“ unexplained-psychic-child:
“What does it do?
”
If you don’t know what pot of greed does, unfollow me.
”
If you don’t roll out like this in every duel, unfollow me.
”
There is no explanation for that other...

foxsgallery:

crustofjustice:

puublack:

unexplained-psychic-child:

What does it do?

If you don’t know what pot of greed does, unfollow me.

If you don’t roll out like this in every duel, unfollow me.

There is no explanation for that other than than the fact that man must’ve committed some great offense against the most petty cosmic being ever.

he didnt believe in the heart of the cards