Silver Tongue

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for anyone wondering: Antonio Vivaldi - Four Seasons Suite op. 8/4 RV 297 - Winter, First movement (Allegro non molto)

insomniac-arrest:

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vampires and elves… are on two opposite ends of the immortality spectrum

like, they’re in the same genre (usually tall, bougie, people are kinda horny for their camp twink aesthetic) but one is for goths and the other is for preps

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tell me the same type of people aren’t horny for these dudes

the only valid people are the jocks, who as we all know are attracted to the werewolf-orc dichotomy

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the backbones of this country

memehumor:
“Chess is so much less serious if you imagine it all as a real thing
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memehumor:

Chess is so much less serious if you imagine it all as a real thing

kasaron:

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manga-and-stuff:

Source: Ajin: Demi-Human / 亜人 

by Gamon Sakurai and Tsuina Miura 

My fav antagonist in anything

👀👀👀👀

Sato is a fucking beast.

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

shaddydraws:

Ok,BUT- *inhales*: Ineffable wives???

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That sounds about right for Mythbusters.
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- Blendo was put together before...

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That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

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- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing
- Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title
- they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason.
- copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart
- Blendo is in the robot hall of fame
- Blendo is too strong and powerful

OOOOH POWERFUL BOT.

STOP PRAYING THE ROBOT IS TOO STRONG.

LET HIM SPIN

Spiral Power

perryite:

Monster Factory + the McElroy brothers attempt to find human likenesses for their creations

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petintv:

working-class-worm:

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

guacamole is offered for $1.75

they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram

they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.

All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta

Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.

The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good

those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave.

The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.

The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done

They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get.