vampires and elves… are on two opposite ends of the immortality spectrum
like, they’re in the same genre (usually tall, bougie, people are kinda horny for their camp twink aesthetic) but one is for goths and the other is for preps
tell me the same type of people aren’t horny for these dudes
the only valid people are the jocks, who as we all know are attracted to the werewolf-orc dichotomy
- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful
If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.
this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke
guacamole is offered for $1.75
they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram
they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.
All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta
Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream
Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.
The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good
those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave.
The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.
The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done
They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
