Silver Tongue

youngalientype:

youngalientype:
I’m out picking my own raspberries and…
Everyone please look at this I am fucking crying alone in a field of raspberries

pendragyn:

silver-tongues-blog:
Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
~Terry Pratchett
ohhhh noooooooo lmao
[image id: first image is of a grinning David Tennant as Dr Who, sitting in front of a small fire with Billie Piper as Rose and Noel Clark as Mickey.
It is captioned, “Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.”
Second image is of David Tennant as Crowley from Good Omens, concentrating very hard as he drives the Bentley while it is entirely engulfed in flames.
It is captioned, “Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
This is a quote paraphrased from ‘Jingo’ by Terry Pratchett.
/end id]

A quickie com for @ryukodragon of a styalized mew!

silver-tongues-blog:

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
~Terry Pratchett

pukicho:

pukicho:
If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you?

joasakura:

ghoulwizard:
unpatchedglitch:
cobaltdays:
cobaltdays:
I love going to Olive Garden to get bred
getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden
fuck off
Really? Right in front of my unlimited salad?

viostormcaller:

snarkymonkeyprime:
iamnmbr3:
bummedout-bisexual:
My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”
Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.
@magic-ramen
Jackie and Marvin lmao

demilypyro:

Vote for me as your god of the new age. I will make catgirls real and anyone can volunteer to become one

now when you say catgirls, how far is the cat slider? i dont wanna end up as cats 2019 girl

jaegerpilotmax:

I haven’t been able to get my hands on a switch but I finished painting everyone’s favorite shark man

demilypyro:

What if we accidentally caused the end of the world
And we were both girls