tartan-thermos:

that raw self-examination wherein you realize that part of the reason Good Omens has so thoroughly reclaimed your soul is how desperately, how deeply, how viscerally you have needed - how for such a long, long time, you have needed - a story with a happy ending

no strings attached, no bittersweet victories, no happiness tempered by loss or uncertainty or ephemerality or complications or ‘realism’

just a story where people love each other and do, actually, get to live happily ever after

owlmylove:

WHEN THE SKY GETS ALL PINK AND VIOLET AND SOFT AND SWEET DURING SUMMER EVENINGS RB IF YOU AGREE

serpuffin:

immoral-summer:

freakxwannaxbe:

agentduckorico:

freakxwannaxbe:

freakxwannaxbe:

It’s been years now but honestly, biggest youtube plot twist ever has been that cr1tikal is just that hot

you know how his shtick was that he was just a weirdly deep, monotone disembodied voice and that he never showed his face for a long, long time, and then just one day he went “hey guys guess what I have an instagram” and we were all greeted with this out of nowhere

It’s even FUNNIER because he dropped his snapchat in a comment first and of course everybody rushed to friend him and the first story he made was him playing a recorder and everyone was losing their fucking minds

the tags you left absolutely kill me because basically yeah it all made sense the second we saw him

legit the first thing that ran through my head when I saw him was “oh, well, that explains the pee story completely”

crit1kal did WHAT

fam, I have no idea who crit1kal is, but he can pee wherever tbh

kaijuno:

Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”

lesbianredpanda:

dankmemeuniversity:

hey–its–hay:

zoycitem:

moonblossom:

kingdomheartstrash:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aphony-cree:

sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor:

aphony-cree:

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

May I present:

This monstrosity

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

My humble contributions

My Twinkies Halloween edition

vriskanon:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out

corsairesix:

loreweaver-universe:

One of my favorite tidbits about Oblivion is that, when Bethesda brought Patrick Stewart in to play Uriel Septim, they gave him this big 90-page booklet detailing the character’s history and background and motivations, and they were really worried that they’d gone overboard and given him too much.  Meanwhile, Stewart was delighted–he’s said that it was the best character prep he’d ever been given, and he wished more people would do that.

It’s worth noting that this character dies in the tutorial

boychic:

thoroughlymodernhippie:

boychic:

why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus

wow, way to assume I have any grist for that

you, you get it