falloutboyzintheattic:

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

turing-tested:

rabies this and jaundice that. where’s my tetenus pride

nikorys:

agentoklahoma:

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

Esto es tan triste. Alexa juega despacito

pembrokewkorgi:

canon-lanque-bombyx:

waluigings:

tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition

@pembrokewkorgi

DEPRESSED BASTARD, YO!

i find it extra funny that percy jackson is dumbass bastard because he is a dumbass who is a bastard

clarste:

ciryes:

80sanime:

dingdongyouarewrong:

concept: anime catgirls but instead of being weird hypersubmissive fantasies created by horny dudes they behave like actual cats and just do whatever they want, give zero fucks about anyone else, and eat all your food

Fun fact: The shoujo manga Star of Cottonland, written by a woman and considered the originator of the kemonomimi/catgirl trend, is more or less this!

patrickat:

humoristics:

Me irl

credit

What happens next will shock you.

hypermeatman:

strenght acquired

kaijuno:

trashytoclassy:

aestheticsandyou:

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers

If you had the option to have a not meteorite sword or a fucking meteorite sword of course you’d pick the fuckin sick ass sky rock from god

star metal is rad and can kill gods themselves

sexyminion:

ruby: so I think when we fuse we should do a british accent

sapphire: yeah