The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.
But…but…You died
I was playing DnD with a couple of my friends. I am playing a sorcerer who just happens to be a incarnation of death. (Every time I died I rolled a d4 and had to subtract that from my constitution. As long as I was above 0 I would come back to life after a short time) I was traveling with a rogue Me to was not aware of my ability) when we came across a skeletal Minotaur. The fight ensued a d I ended up getting gored by the Minotaur killing me. The rogue continues the fight as my character just lies there bloody. Fight ends rogue is bloodied but still standing…
Rogue: that was tough
Rogue (OOC): that was short
Me still dead
Rogue (OOC): I’m going to loot the bodies
DM: you find (enter item) on the minotaur
Rouge (OOC): the sorcerer too
DM: ok (smiling)
Rogue proceeds to walk closer to me
Me: Hi what did I miss
Rouge about shits his pants in and out of character
Not to disregard that stand your ground only protects white men..
Her name is Jacqueline Dixon and she’s from Selma, AL. Here’s the article: https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2018/07/woman_shot_killed_estranged_hu.html
please help Jacqueline Dixon
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