Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Just railroad us and say that it fails. You can do that.”

-Me, forever DM to the current DM when the bard tries to start a game of D&D in character

kinkyandloud:
“pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
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kinkyandloud:

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

silkarth:

unskinny:

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

viktormayrin:

guardiantempest:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

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this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

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@chroniclearia​

chefpyro:
“thepleasuregoblin:
“ uesp:
“  “Cyrodiil is the cradle of Human Imperial high culture on Tamriel. It is the largest region of the continent, and most is endless jungle. The Imperial City is in the heartland, the fertile Nibenay Valley. The...

chefpyro:

thepleasuregoblin:

uesp:

“Cyrodiil is the cradle of Human Imperial high culture on Tamriel. It is the largest region of the continent, and most is endless jungle. The Imperial City is in the heartland, the fertile Nibenay Valley. The densely populated central valley is surrounded by wild rain forests drained by great rivers into the swamps of Argonia and Topal Bay. The land rises gradually to the west and sharply to the north. Between its western coast and its central valley are deciduous forests and mangrove swamps.”

–Excerpt from Provinces of Tamriel

They took this from us

Realistically the reason why we got the Cyrodiil we did probably had to do with the inability to render a dense jungle on 2006 hardware

Arin made a good point saying ‘guys’ is NOT a gender neutral term. If it is ask a male “Hey how many guys have you fucked?” and watch their reaction.

halcyon1796:

I heard that Crowley helped to make Alpha Centauri and I like Crowley use spray..

pixeltheleopardgecko:

bogleech:

“Oh that animal doesn’t LIKE you it just TOLERATES you”

…..So? If that’s the most a non-social organism can feel towards you isn’t that just as special an honor as whatever it is you think affection means??

“This creature with no natural social instincts outside of mating allows me to freely interact with it, while causing it little stress” is fucking DOPE AS SHIT

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

demilypyro:

There’s like two people in the metal gear franchise who never use a code name and they’re Colonel Campbell and Doctor Strangelove

what about huey?

Huey isn’t his real name. It’s a nickname Strangelove gave him, in reference to a damaged robot named Huey from the movie Silent Running (because he can’t walk). Because Kojima’s never seen a movie he couldn’t reference.

Actually I looked into it and Strangelove isn’t that character’s real name either, it’s a nickname she got from her coworkers, again in reference to the movie. So it’s just Colonel Roy Campbell.

how do we know he didnt get nicknamed after the soup?