Silver Tongue

that makes a lot of sense. Dream bubbles didnt exist until feferi forced them to be narratively relevant.

demilypyro:

There’s like two people in the metal gear franchise who never use a code name and they’re Colonel Campbell and Doctor Strangelove

what about huey?

silver-tongues-blog:
“Not sure where the sudden influx of transgirl egbert came from but i am 100% for it so i drew a quick doodle june using windy powers
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morning reblog

silver-tongues-blog:

Not sure where the sudden influx of transgirl egbert came from but i am 100% for it so i drew a quick doodle june using windy powers

morning reblog

whatwouldjessusdo:

angel-starbeam:

web-s:

tomftholland:

cockyhorror:

kinktendo-shamecube:

kinktendo-shamecube:

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

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Originally posted by mansplainedmarxist

also

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This will never get old.

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Originally posted by chiekuchiki

Kinda works

sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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alignment chart

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she does not FUCK

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leupagus:

cc-videos:

basedgodtookmyusername:

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

This should win an Oscar

ohblessit:

mydetheturk:

mydetheturk:

tree-running:

Just a little reminder of what will happen when the mini-serie comes out.

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it has been SEVEN GODDAMN YEARS since this post happened

and tis true

its so true

who is this prophet


Agnes, is that you

When your Players roll bad perception checks:

dnd-memes-n-shinanigans:

xxtc-96xx:

primedoverlord:

roachpatrol:

stunt-muppet:

derinthemadscientist:

librarian-amy:

scanlan:

susiephone:

wearevengeancenow:

nerdgasrnz:

inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

  • a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
  • fourth wall breaking
  • “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
  • *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
  • alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  • “fuck you” “well if you insist”

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

  • the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
  • people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
  • alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
  • bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
  • someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
  • choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
  • the “hands go down” trope
  • example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

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These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

  • a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride
  • Character realizes they’re about to experience something really, REALLY terrible and the eyebrows just POP and you can see the lightbulb of sudden realization going off at that moment in their shocked eyes
  • The character who’s always composed and level headed just SNAPPING either because of extreme anger or grief or both
  • The one extremely specific plan that requires 30 very extreamly specific conditions to be met, yet they all decide to do said plan and it works for the first 29 very specific criteria yet the 30th criteria is like the treasure is left completely unguarded but instead it’s got some rediculously overpowered guard who is not only rediculously physically strong but also has some bs ability to speak to wolves or some shit