galwayghost:

iwuvdragons:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I went to see Bo Burnham’s new live show and I brought my cat with me because, idk, it seemed like a good idea? So Bo was doing his comedy thing and all was good until he stopped mid-song and yelled to “put the lights up!” The audience was all. “Haha, okay maybe this is just part of his act,” but then he singled me out and asked, “Is that a cat in your lap?” I had no choice but to answer that it was because it was obvious and I was not going to LIE, everyone can see that it is a cat. It turned out that my cat had been sneaking off to Bo Burnham’s house every now and then and he thought it was a stray and he had gotten kinda attached so now Bo and I co-owned a cat together.

I am SO dissapointed this is a dream and not a real thing

Honestly, this is so in character for Bo, i didn’t notice the username until you mentioned that it’s a dream 

i would watch the shit out of a office/b99/p&r style sitcom thats set in a spaceship full of crazy aliens and like 3 humans

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

So I was looking up a certain kind of cellular automata on Wikipedia out of curiosity, and then I ended up seeing a link for something called “billiard ball computers”.

So basically it’s a theoretical construction to show nature has results that can be reversible or something. You do have to let the billiards be frictionless, though. So it’s not like you could implement this in real lif-

Um…

This guy???

Wait,, just look at the pictures they have though. The captions refer to crab groups as “swarm balls”, which is a very endearing term IMO.

Unfortunately, these gates take up a lot of space, so to do big computations you’d need lots of crabs and several hundred feet of cardboard.

Me: You want to google something? Sure, let me fire up my crabputer…

Me: *dumps a bucket of soldier crabs into an acre-wide rat maze*

Me: it takes them a while to find the internet, so sit tight for a bit.

potoobrigham:

bileshroom:

not to be homestuck on main but

sexwitsockson:

itskyalenotkyle:

Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol

I refuse to believe this isnt about skyrim

neilnevins:

They’re making these sponsored ads in trilogies now

bummbleydoodley:

When a crystalized bih is out to get your arm.

megashuckle:

This is an underrated joke