grinderhassh-deactivated2022091:

happinessbunny:

Putting this here because apparently Tesla wants it taken down and the og post was already deleted.

zephyrfuse:

dreamywolfdd:

i bought splatoon recently

oh how quickly we forget our roots 😭

xxtc-96xx:

I think he’s getting tired of her doing that XD

mossbawn:

mossbawn:

literally

digitaldistress:

canis-infernalis:

vanderhuze:

Ok I know nothing about this guy but here’s a Finnish wrestler I want you guys to see

Photos from his instagram @ionisaatio

thank you

DO YOU PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO

mothmanbussy:

biblioprincessdalian:

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

Carmilla: I attempt to kick Godbrands dumbass down the stairs

Godbrand: Wait b-

DM: I’ll allow it

silver-tongues-blog:

hymnofvalefor:

biblioprincessdalian:

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

Player: I throw the sword in the air and kick it into the cyclopes eye

DM: I… What?

Player: I kick the sword mid air

DM: What the fuck? what kind of roll woudl that even be? you know what doesnt matter. roll dexterity. if you fail youre gonna take some damage because youre kicking a fucking spinning sword

player: *rolls*

player: NAT 20 MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

DM: Alright. Fine. I cant really argue with that. I guess you fucking spin your sword in mid air and kick it like a dumbass. It somehow works and fucking launches into the cyclopes eye and kills him immediately. congrats you made the eye unsalvagable. take 30 experience.

Originally posted by geneticdisorder

raimagnolia:

charlesoberonn:

The passage of time has been declared problematic

It’s even funnier how the Naruto storyline is even older than a lot of these people.

some of these folks wouldnt last a day watching dragonball

fallout new vegas and homestuck have similar plots

xxtc-96xx:

it would have taken her a moment to realize XD