Silver Tongue

Thankfully Newtwo has a better idea on what she is doing next time when she has more kids

xxtc-96xx:

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the moment Newtwo learned the number of flowers blooming determined the number of babies….

(I should probably stop the future scenarios for now XD also swiped BGs from the lucario movie lol)

yulesend:

nero-draco:

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this series is called Ruri Dragon

starlightshore:

[img id: Several comic panels of a Danny Phantom fancomic, with modern designs for the cast. Tucker, dressed in a black turtle neck sweater and in a green checkered jacket, stands by a barren tree in a grave yard. He grits his teeth, whining to himself with: "Why'd I have to befriend a ghost and a goth. This is so stupid, Why can't we hang out at the mall like normal teenagers."ALT
He stares at his phone incredibility. "What's taking them both so long?" The phone, with a Doom Eternal background, reads: "11:30, Saturday, October 1st." Tucker begins to read it but stops half way through.ALT
Tucker freezes, "oh no." Suddenly, someone stands across from him in the graveyard. The person is holding a knife and a pumpkin, wearing the Micheal Myers mask from Halloween.ALT
We zoom in on the halloween masked individual, text reads "Doom!" Tucker gets scared, clutching his phone. "Saaaam?" he manages to draw out.ALT
The masked individual pulls of their mask, revealing it is indeed Sam. They cheerfully say "it's just me, bro!"ALT
They walk up to Tucker, who's still panicked. "SAM! It's not Halloween yet! you're not allowed to scare me!" Sam is unbothered. "All of October is Halloween if you're not a weenie!"ALT
We cut to the two of them sitting by the dead tree, still in the grave yard. Now there's three candles by their feet, both have pumpkins. Sam is already in the process of cutting into one. "And we couldn't just cut these pumpkins in my garage because...?" Tucker asks. Sam nonchalantly answers while stabbing the inside of the pumpkin. "It's all about the vibes." Tucker raises an eyebrow in thought. "Between ghost hunting and this, I'm going to have a heart attack at this rate."ALT
Sam pulls out an Ouija board, a mild smile on their face. "Woah, and I hadn't even asked if we could do a seance yet." Tucker stares at them in confusion, not saying anything for a moment.ALT
Tucker looks down at his hand as he carefully replies, "Doesn't Danny have a literal portal to hell in his basement?" Sam pouts their lips. "Yeah but we go there all the time. So boring." id end.]ALT

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This comic came to me and I had to manifest it as fast as I could

hoer:

hummingirls:

transphobia is truly such a miserable mindset. to live in a world where no one is mutable and nothing can be abstract. no one can change or decide who they want to be or enjoy the wonders of modern medicine. everyone has to live and die by pointless kindergarten rules, but no one can reimagine themselves or create a different world. don’t you get tired of black and white and making up boxes and plugging your ears to the reality that nature is complicated and funny, and human hearts can feel infinitely?

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holy shit ur so right

carlyraejepsans:

Tweet by @carlyraejepsans reading: sans remembers resets: boring, tired, canonically disproven (he's just really observant), overdone. "sans is the only character who doesn't even get déjà-vu" however....ALT
Twitter thread reading: i really like how Inverted Fate proposed that cross-timeline memories and SAVE powers are both tied to DT, and since sans' shtick is that he's already given up... (continued) he also only ever makes logical comments on YOUR reactions to what happens, YOUR sus behavior. nothing about remembering you like pap, tori, undyne and alphys do. (continued) your brother wakes up from a nightmare so bad he stops sleeping entirely (he's gotten strangely lucky at crosswords lately), your boss forgets to check up on your station because she thought she'd already done that (it's the 3rd day in a row)ALT
A Twitter thread, reading: you bring a bag of dog food to a friend in a basement, she looks over her shoulder in confusion, as if thinking she'd find it already there, slumped against the wall (she swears she saw something on the security camera the other day). (continued) a lady behind a door seems more melancholic than usual. you tell her a pun to cheer her up and she accuses of recycling old jokes (you thought it up this morning just for her) (continued) something is very, very wrong. (continued) can you imagine being the only guy around with the knowledge to explain what's happening, the looming, silent threat of what it means and you just *can't remember*? for a scientist of all people?? it would be infuriating.ALT

no more sans remembers resets, the world has progressed past the need for sans remembers resets

cabbagetwunk:

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ive been running a fever and this has been plaguing me like a vision from god

darcyolsson:

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month