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kingmicahs:

we love you the way you are. we’re proud of you, no matter what path you take in life.

scraps-is-busy:

In line!

the common sense that the earth is round

pipcomix:

susanpevensle:
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

list of sons that were not zeus’s;
Theseus
…
Thats all i can think of off the top of my head

itchycoil:

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

ayoaprell:

loneredballoon:
richietozzzier:
richietoeziers:
when ur homie’s lung collapses
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
😂
This was deadass cute though 😂

as someone who has had a collapsed lung before, this is 100% true

kreetn:

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