adamsmasher:

seabassapologist:

evilscheme:

currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh

catgirlennui:

fivebatss:

fivebatss:

pov: you’re 14 and reading homestuck for the first time

yea

sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

negativebills:

transxfiles:

ALT

ALT

antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they’re creating 3 sentence horror stories.

demilypyro:

Ghosts are definitely real as fuck though

Would you smooch a ghost?

elkian:

ayellowbirds:

power-chords:

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

fullmetalfisting:

an-adult:

the-feminists-are:

four-female:

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

spiribia:

the genius foresight of guild wars 2 devs designing skiffs and going ‘we disabled collision between skiffs so you cant troll and go bumpercars slamming into other peoples skiffs. however if youre in the same party we enabled collision so you can ram into your friends as much as you want’