Silver Tongue

fav tumblr scams:

queenhimikos:
Arkh Project: $6,500
DashCon: $17,000
Zubat and the Leelah Project: $14,000
Miss Officer and Mr. Truffles: $80,000
feel free to add more abominations
Butch Pal for the Straight Gal: $15,000
When will y’all LEARN

tem-covers-nobody-wanted:

Nice of Temmie to invite us over for a picnic, eh Temmie?

sneakingsuit:

you would not believe your ears
IF 20 FUCKING GOD DAMN METAL GEARS

sthaboutut:

DON’T LICK!

connors-g1rl:

idk why but i’m laughing when i imagine this situation in real life

protectcabba2k:

mewy101:
In comparison, Alice was manufactured in 2033
OHMYGOD-

mrsjadecurtiss:

parisbian:
can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth"
Thats “it be like that sometimes” erasure

Thats how la vie be on this bitch of an earth

raychleadele:

The iconic McElroy Double “Unless.” I can hear them perfectly.