Silver Tongue
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

tardisdecepticon24:

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

bluedrawin:

someone: you can’t make every character of yours LGBT, it’s just not realistic, because not everyone is part of the LGBT community, and–

me:

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thegreatsnapescape:

nudityandnerdery:

grrrfield:

tomatomagica:

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oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation

Schrödinger’s gender.

if i have to foil your pronouns you’re going to algebra jail

tumblhurgoyf:
“ onegianthand:
“Death comes for Ernest
”
apparently so does his wife
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tumblhurgoyf:

onegianthand:

Death comes for Ernest

apparently so does his wife

elosoquelee:
“ bossanovabyss:
“ redkun:
“ That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and...

elosoquelee:

bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring. 

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

@yamujiburo

lokisuggestion:

loki-freyjason:

lokisuggestion:

You cant finger me if you have a song stuck in your head because my body works like a giant AUX port and youll hear the melody out loud seeping through my pores 

this blog has finally broken me

Then break.

porcupinegoldsteins:

porcupinegoldsteins:

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I’m feeling a lot of hate for the internet rn

Hello everyone, as this post continues to grow I feel the need to reiterate that this post is about a Harry Potter movie and not pedophilia ok thanks bye

cowboy-craft:

minecraft roof tutorials! made by /u/not-throwaway, imgur album src

mind–master:

I love Batgirl.