Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

*Rolls nat20 on Intimidation*
“I hand him my criminal record.“
“He is as terrified of you as he is impressed by your diversity.”

double decker toes

famicom:

so we did that “get your server to sing a song” thing

If i have a wedding i guarantee its not going to be an elaborate plan to steal a horse

considering the qualifications required to be a green lantern its surprising to learn that not a single retail worker is part of the corps

I got a kid swap where John is a lalonde and he enjoys all kinds of horror films especially the shitty ones. He has a special place in his heart for twilight

silver-tongues-blog

aroacedavestrider:

john lalonde watches the vampire diaries on netflix

Jade Terezi finds it weird

unicorn-galactica:

protectcombeferre:
1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING
I just fell in love with one (1) neked boii slAppin some Watur

otherwindow:

me playing any video game

valeria2067:

geometrymatters:
Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.
via 10/10
Originally posted by catastrofe

cummerslam:

pterodactylcackle:
me trying to tell a joke
i’m travis excitedly looking around trying to figure out where the fuck the joke is going

john lalonde watches the vampire diaries on netflix

1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.