What do you mean that I have to physically write a fic in order for it to be written? This is some bullshit.
Why don’t I just re-imagine it in my head with increasingly more detail as I lie in my bed and stare at the ceiling. Also if I get one detail wrong I have to start from square one
my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
desserts & stressed
drawer & reward
gateman & nametag
time & emit
laced & decal
regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
dude
You know that bothered someone else in history so much they had to make the word emordnilap something so that palindrome could be used in a palindrome.
The plural of emordnilap is semordnilap and that’s just the best part of all this
Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.
Well to be fair to Molly:
Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law
Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about.
Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently.
Fred and George. Enough said.
Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit.
Ginny idolized the Twins growing up.
Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.
The Metal Gear Franchise is so revered because it has an incredible talent of spending two hours ranting about war economy and the flaws in our political system and how it’ll lead to turmoil, and then just cutting to something rediculous like a “cyborg ninja” pirouetteing to destroy mooing robots, or a battle tank that sings like a vocaloid, or a man made of bees, and it somehow doesn’t skip a fucking beat.
Unlearned people usually think this is a jape, but literally, a boss within the last hour of gameplay of the 4th game is defeated SOLELY because the PS3 is a more powerful console than the PS1, and he’s so baffled by it, his ghost dies.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
