Silver Tongue
When the party comes across an empty room:

:

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

lightsintheskye:

Guess what I named myself yesterday.

chefpyro:

Something I only found out in this playthrough: if you approach the wandering mother base soldiers inside a box, they’ll recognize you as Big Boss and let themselves get extracted instead of having to knock them out.

porunareff:

They all share the same β€œfinal fight” energy

meanwhile Joseph:

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To be fair, joseph had no clue what he was doing and the pillar men were nothing like the later antagonists

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

sonypraystation:

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Pussy machine broken

zizibutik:
“ necromancer:
“future girls make do
”
i cant believe we made future woman with corn have meaning… after all these years
”

zizibutik:

necromancer:

future girls make do

i cant believe we made future woman with corn have meaning… after all these years

barackobama:
“ rabioheab:
“ i think there’s been a mistake
”
No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
”
Quick we need to steal shoelaces

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

Quick we need to steal shoelaces

spokenwordajcp:

angelatsai:

asdghjkjs

America

knight-in-dull-tinfoil:

pileofknives:

thehauntedmansion2003:

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assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

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