Silver Tongue
horrorandhalloween:
“A heart of bats 🖤🦇
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horrorandhalloween:

A heart of bats 🖤🦇

area 51 on september 20th 2019

creatingjulia-deactivated202101:

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Fun fact, night is the best time to mine because less mobs will spawn due to them spawning on the surface. During the day they will only spawn in caves resulting in significantly more mobs than at night

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

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Gollum was a hobbit though so he knew exactly what he was saying. In conclusion he was intentionally flirting with sam

6qubed:
“ crystalsoulslayer:
“ alphahoennomega:
“ klubbhead:
“ electricbreeze:
“Schrödinger’s boys
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FUCK
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What about cracking open a cold milkshake
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As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a...

6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

Lup: Hey taako, nice top

Taako: Thanks i got at at-

Kravitz: I have a name you know

silentbutlively:

supreme-leader-stoat:

usagichanp:

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This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

nunjournal:

we would be so lost without garlic

vampires would have taken over the world