noirliesl:

Relate.

shitpost-senpai:

studiotrigger:

please tell me this is photoshopped

you keep telling them they need jesus, so they took you up on it.

torracat:

zarpaulus:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

You all know that the suit of pentacles was originally “Coins”, right?

bidoof:

don’t mean to be blinded by gen 4 nostalgia but will there ever be a champion more intimidating than cynthia? i mean that lineup…..she was absolutely NOT fucking around

jakemorph:

ellibeanz:

ellibeanz:

dont you just love it when you’re looking at clothes reviews and in someone’s review they happen to be in ominous clown face paint at night but make no reference whatsoever to it 

clowns don’t need to reveal their personal lives to you just to be accepted in society jackass

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

theroomyouneverenter:

hannibal lecter calmly explaining the elder scrolls games to me over the phone: …but the most recent game is called Skyrim.

me: Skyrin?

hannibal lecter: No no, Skyrim.

me: Right, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: You’re saying it incorrectly. Skyrim.

me: Yeah, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: Sky. Rim.

me: Sky.

hannibal lecter: Sky.

me: Rin.

hannibal lecter: