Silver Tongue
buddhistmamaduck:
“ petrichormeraki:
“ astriiformes:
“HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND
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Op you forgot the funniest reply
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brad-lee-a-tailor:

a-zzurra:

a-zzurra:

hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden

waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser? 

you: i’ll have garden

waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you 

This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.

A warforged quest giver who tells the party that there is an ancient riddle nobody seems to be able to solve, leading to great knowledge and/or treasure. It requires you to determine which of a set of nine pictures include carts.
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Talking with writers online

theshitpostcalligrapher:

insomination:

alwaysboth:

elexuscal:

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

ah yes, this

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whetstonefires:

mousathe14:

questions-within-questions:

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

Been a while since I’ve seen this good post.

trickster god of bureaucracy

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

the entirety of tf2’s trading scene right now

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elranno:
“Another Haida doodle.
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elranno:

Another Haida doodle. 

I love how completely fucking feral you draw Nepeta.
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lnfini:

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you know that thing i posted a while back thats like “you can tell which hs character is a persons favorite depending on how divergent their design is from canon?” thats me. im guilty

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