A bit of background: My party was on a ship that had been integrated into a giant evil occult space hulk. This ship’s engineering deck was full of radiation and we wanted the amazing loot down there.
Party Fixer[PF]: “I fix the piloting console” *rolls legendary success*
DM: “you somehow manage to fix the gunnery console as well as the pilot console without meaning to.”
Party Courtier Warrior[PCW]: “That still doesn’t solve the radiation problem”
PF: “this is only the start. I fix the engineering console” Success
DM: “ok it’s working too”
PF: “I pilot the ship so it rips away from the space hulk.” Marginal success
DM: “everyone wearing space suits?”
A chorus of “yes” from around the table
DM: “everyone roll dex saves”
Everyone succeeds.
DM: “you manage to not get sucked into space.”
PF: “Alright, now I activate the emergency fuel rod dump and launch it at the space hulk”
DM: “the what?”
PF: “Every nuclear powered ship has a way to eject the fuel in case it goes critical”
DM: “ok. Roll.”
Success
DM: “ok. You eject the fuel rods and the ship is now on backup generators. The radiation hazard in engineering is now lowering. Also upon hitting the space hulk, the fuel rods go critical, blowing a huge hole in the space hulk”
PCW: “that was so stupid that it somehow worked.”
PF: “Two birds with one flyswatter”
PCW: “You mean one stone, right?”
PF: “no because that implies it wasn’t absolutely idiotic”
one time someone on that same minecraft server was building a massive apartment complex-type thing in a flat mountain face and one of the admins had a room several floors directly above mine with a little pool and a squid they spawned in
i went to my apt one day to find a few other server members in there in the middle of a squid heist. they were very carefully transferring the squid down, floor by floor and covering their tracks afterwards. i enthusiastically joined the effort
ill never forget how hours later that admin logged on and there were a few minutes of painful silence in chat before a message rang out across the server
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
