super-moineau:
“And today it’s a pretty Beatrice :3
”

super-moineau:

And today it’s a pretty Beatrice :3

oborolover:

personsonable:

tilthat:

TIL one gallon (about 4 liters) of gasoline contains about 31,000,000 calories

via reddit.com

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human daily caloric requirement is 1500 to 2500 depending on the person

1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for 12400 to 20600 days, or about 34 to 56.5 years

therefore, if i chug a gallon of gasoline, i won’t need to eat for the rest of my life

strictly speaking you’re absolutely correct

weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots

dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes 

Shuri who absolutely read homestuck and regularly tries to recreate some of the items in it: That was a nice acrobatic fucking piouroette you did

Peter: Sweats nervously

whrm:

manaphy:

polisical:

polisical:

remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

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living tombstone is just a remix, the original is even better


they also have another banger


halpdevon:
““and that word might be the hardest thing to stomach. it was jack’s dying wish- his hopes for a safer life for his daughter and his home- manifest into a single word, his final word. a final thought:
” ”

halpdevon:

and that word might be the hardest thing to stomach. it was jack’s dying wish- his hopes for a safer life for his daughter and his home- manifest into a single word, his final word. a final thought:

keplercryptids:
“ triscuit-cafe:
“rainy day!
”
[ID: an animated illustration of Taako and Lup, slender twin elves with light brown skin and freckles. They’re standing underneath an umbrella that Lup is holding, and the rain is animated as it pours...

keplercryptids:

triscuit-cafe:

rainy day!

[ID: an animated illustration of Taako and Lup, slender twin elves with light brown skin and freckles. They’re standing underneath an umbrella that Lup is holding, and the rain is animated as it pours down around them. Taako has a long blonde braid and Lup has long brown hair that falls past her waist. They’re both smiling happily.]

timecowboy:
“ A Nice Long Walk #1
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”

timecowboy:

A Nice Long Walk #1

[twitter] [instagram] [threadless] [gumroad] [prints]

danekez:

madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

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JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

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a true inspiration

They’re… magikarp…

theyre the sloths of the sea

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