Silver Tongue

lornacrowley:

elfyourmother:

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

so the loki show is officially about 2012 alt timeline loki from endgame huh 

excited to see how they try to make tommy h. look like he’s still under 30 years old on a streaming budget… snapchat filters? 

YouTube makeup guru lighting

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heyyy subscribers!!! today i’m gonna be talking about five new tesseracts that i’m just OBSESSED with 

janemorris:

aziraphale: so…. what does the j in a.j. crowley stand for

crowley, who enjoys tempting people into the sin of wrath: gif

Azirqphale: oh like the peanut butter?

lesbianlyra:

the robbers in cabinet man b like

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sorecererz:

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“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

prokopetz:

askmissbernadette:

prokopetz:

A clock whose face goes up to 13 is a total cliché at this point - If I walked into some Hell-dimension and saw that, I’d just think they were trying too hard. You know what would really unnerve me? A clock whose face stops at 11.

Especially since “The Eleventh Hour” is generally used to refer to the Last Possible Point BEFORE everything goes horribly sideways, so this would suggest that you are in a place perpetually stuck at the terrible and fruitless moment just shy of impending disaster.

See, she gets it.

zonerbonerz:

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this panel looks exactly like the audio clip sounds

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Stay.”

— the cleric as she paralyzes a werewolf

the-macra:

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

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demilypyro:

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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