reality patchnotes 16.3.115
- fixed a bug which caused steven universe related arguments to continue indefinitely
- playing the “overwatch” minigame now permanently decreases intelligence by 0.3 per second
- the following actions will now dispel all active debuffs:
- holding a cat
- petting a dog
- eating cheese between the hours of 0300 and 0600
- using the “😘” emote
- removed vriska
put her back
update 16.3.115.1
- we will put her back when you animals learn how to behave
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update 16.3.116
- “magic cue ball” item is now explosive
- fixed a bug where vriska’s left arm was attached to her body
My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.
Secret menu item
Still don’t know what fortnite is about
Like. Supposedly it’s really popular? The numbers don’t lie. But I haven’t seen or heard a single person actively talk about or recommend it. It’s got that weird combination of incredible success and zero cultural impact.
Like James Cameron’s Avatar
miencraft hugner games without the minecraft
What???
3 people died and 7 became ill after eating blue bell due to the bacteria listeria being found in several machines. Most people’s immune systems shrugged it off but people with compromised immune systems (birth defects or diseases such as HIV) could become seriously ill or in this case die as a result of it.
Damn, that’s crazy that it happened, I’m glad I know not to buy them now.
@amerigoilluminatusx Hello! Texas native, here with more information that you should have the opportunity to know.
The second it became clear that Blue Bell was the source, they voluntarily shut down their facilities and recalled EVERYTHING they currently had on the market, around 8 million gallons of ice cream.
They tested, disassembled and thoroughly sterilized, then retested their manufacturing equipment. At least one major piece of equipment was thrown away, presumably because they couldn’t guarantee it was safe.
They tracked down the source of the “outbreak” and submitted a root cause analysis (with some info redacted here) to the FDA. And then they slowly started manufacturing again, releasing a few flavors at a time, testing each shipment before sending them out.
This happened over a year ago. They’re still recovering.
They threw away MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep people safe instead of, you know, trying to keep everything under wraps. (Honestly the tagline here should be “We Scare Because We Care” or somethin.) Blue Bell is a fricken solid and honest company.
So, yeah, enjoy your ice cream! ALL OF BLUE BELL IS DOING EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND DELICIOUS.
That is all.
I like how OP implied Blue Bell was out killing hordes of people through deliberate malfeasance. Sounds like a PETA smear campaign.
Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth
The goth kids hold the line.
