yourfursona:

eyeshinesss:

for you and your friend who picked the wrong side

Gonna be honest I thought for a moment this was a meme predicting a dystopian future in which people are actively resisting corporations and wearing weird face paint to throw off facial recognition software and stuff but are held back by infighting over the level of government to be applied to a rebuilt society. I have never played Splatoon

tiffanarchy:

thivus:

zoobus:

lumsel:

this response from the google stadia ama is creeping the shit out of me

Nothing makes you  ∑(O_O;) quite like a corporation responding to a straightforward, non-aggressive question with four paragraphs of stalling, quibbling, mind tricks (”of course it’s totally okay if you don’t believe me :)” ) and never actually answering that question

this has the same energy as a cult member talking about how the cult has changed their lives in so many wonderful ways that they can’t actually elaborate on

“Eventually all of our games will be safely in the cloud too, and we’ll feel great about it.”

this line triggered my fight or flight response

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

what happened to the first five seal teams

if seal team six is so great why isn’t there seal team seven

BECAUSE seal team six was so great. seal team seven would just seem like a shameless cashgrab

v-sharp:

Hey, it’s Candy’s one and only Buffkat

deansarchiveofoldness:

hrt speedrun

chefpyro:

old-ass monster of the week tv shows: the male character and female character had their brains swapped oh nooo

my eight year old little trans ass: :o

edwad:

soyamorsoyvida:

edwad:

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

Per what

second

elwurd:

squided:

babbywilliams:

stanford-pines:

this is the darkest timeline

remember when you learned the multiverse theory and it was all like “theoretically, ANYTHING could happen” and you were all “haha thank god it’s just a theory and a timeline wouldn’t just go completely off the rails”? Well guys, we were wrong. Apparently, literally anything could happen at any moment and I will NEVER be prepared

chefpyro: