men will literally run off a cliff and hang in mid air for two seconds before realizing it, looking down, and then dropping from a deathly tall height
men will get into a fight with someone and turn into a dust cloud with stars in it
men will follow a carefree baby into a dangerous construction zone or factory and get hurt in any number of comical ways while the baby remains unscathed
men will drive several nails into a piece of wood with a hammer then when their attention is taken away from the task at hand hit their thumb with the hammer causing it to swell to the size of a dodgeball and turn red
men will literally unhinge their mouths for the sole purpose of eating a decker sandwich that is 4x taller than their head in a single bite
men will wear garments such as ties or scarves around their neck so as to make them easier to animate
men will be crushed by a heavy object and fold up like an accordion, accompanied by actual accordion music after this happens
men, when asked how many lumps they want, will pathetically think that the person asking meant lumps of sugar. the man will ask for two lumps, only to be hit with a large mallet two times in a row
men will consume spinach and immediately double in size
Men will get hit by a falling piano and when opening the lid, their teeth will be replaced by piano keyes
Ppl r always like “wah wah we HAVE to use mediocre CGI bc makeup and practicla effects is ice consuming and unrealistic for closeups”
& Jurassic Park and Lord of the Rings, both over 20 years old, are like
You are like a little baby watch this
JP & LOTR & Star Trek:
Cats Stage Production:
Cats (2019): Sorry it’s unrealistic to expect us to use makeup or practical effects this is the best cutting edge we can do
Cats (2019): “We made Lion King (2019), but like for furries this time”
The Furries Deserve Better Than This
full on fursuits would be better than that
While in the stage production for cats looks good and great things can be done for stage productions, you know you’ve really fucked up when the stage production actually looks BETTER than the movie
Doctor who had better cat people using practical effects than the cats CG
we make a lot of jokes at the expense of furries on this site but let me be clear, if there were a couple of furries on the sonic design team we wouldn’t be in this mess
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
