Silver Tongue

if dirk played DND he would unironically have abserd

Anonymous

dirk would be like “this is my high elf mage who is also an orphan and is true neutral and has a dragon familiar” and the DM would look him dead in the eyes and be like…dude….you’ve played this character for five campaigns…get it together buddy

dirk

rosexknight:

note-a-bear:
note-a-bear:
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
I regret posting this so much
Op I’m sorry for the BS comments people have been reblogging this with. But also this is the best thing I’ve ever seen XD

antiandrogen:

mydarlingadot:
“because i’m literally a communist.” —a mood for literally everyday, but especially this morning after ash sarkar roasted piers morgan alive on national television
piers morgan is the loudest dumbass jfdjekfkd

unrelatedtouserboxes:

moonlandingwasfaked:
snarthurt:
tilthat:
TIL The machines that harvest, process and slice potatoes are unable to tell the difference between them and golf balls, occasionally resulting in golf ball potato crisps/chips making it into packets.
via reddit.com
who in the hell is putting golf balls in the potato machine
why is this a regular occurrence that this is an issue

annieskywalker:

kharma-chaos:
imleft-handed:
thatpettyblackgirl:
https://museumandmemorial.eji.org/
A gentle reminder that the “last lynchings” were between 1981-1991, so it’s less than 40. The CRA act was passed 54 years ago. Not enough people want to hear or remember that.
I couldn’t help but become angrier and more angrier because it shows ain’t shit changed.
As a white person to any white followers, if this doesn’t piss you off, get the fuck off my blog and educate yourself and swallow your own superiority complex.
White people are so fucking PETTY and violent. People got lynched for the most minor bullshit! This fucking kills me…