balamist:

pyros-random-thoughts:

theevenprime:

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

c3rvida3:

smoothestjazz:

madam-melon-meow:

smoothestjazz:

smoothestjazz:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

I’m eating some ice cream right now, but after I’m done, I’ll show you all my cool penis glasses. Just hang on a second.

My vintage reading glasses with bacula (penis bones) for the arms!

man sure I fucking guess, at this point I’m hardly even fazed that I see glasses with human genital remnants for arms, every day feels like a parody of the real world and every post an echo of madness banging against the walls of reality

I have been informed that these are not human penis bones but likely raccoon penis bones which is a relief but at the same time it is certainly something that I’m relieved that the material is raccoon penis bones

I apologize OP for accidentally accusing you of using human penis bones for your raccoon penis glasses

@smoothestjazz so like, when did you find out that human penii are one of a very short list of the boneless variety?

look it’s late I was kinda drunk when I saw this originally and I know it’s possible to break your dick so I wasn’t really thinking about the fact that breaking doesn’t equate to penis-bone-having and I’m willing to take that L

as someone with a human penis I should have quickly caught onto the fact that those were probably not human penis bones

We’ve all made an embarrassing penis mistake or two, man. Don’t even worry about it.

Id like to order a bonless penis.

slitherpunk:

doubleca5t:

Now THIS is advertising

the-doctored-pepper-deactivated:

silver-70-454-chevelle:

boibortion:

cosmonautroger:

maximum overdrive

maximum otterdrive

stir the soup

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

julie-su:

dapper-lil-arts:

brioche-sama:

dasha-aibo:

lordascapelion:

dasha-aibo:

dangerbooze:

Oh wow, cool medieval music video, I bet they’re playing some bangers

*turns sound on*

Yeah but who recognized it?

asoniccatapult:

mysticblackninjagirl:

do they expect me to stop him somehow?

garmbreak1:

clair0se:

garmbreak1:

Mousegirl conspiracy theorist handing you a folder of documents “And remember: This is just the tip of the miceberg.”

they all have “topsqueakrat” stamped on them

very strong addition