the-cloddy-artist:

trust-me-im-an-expert:

hoceandust:

fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:
Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Random fact:

BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…

I WANNA SEE IF ANYONE GETS 10/10

None of you have a clue

Doing this for fun OwO. I wont get offended if you get anything wrong!

omghotmemes:

Gotta make money somehow

ask-oncies-jizz:

pipistrellus:

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

can… can you not do it? i thought everyone could

sourpatchbutch:

weavemama:

???????????????

angelbabyspice:

redpandafan69:

spongebobssquarepants:

https://youtu.be/9aSaGN2qd0U

thank you for posting this because this is EXACTLY why I thought about like EXACTLY

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

More art from my dnd campaign. Its the rogues son and his love interest

nerd-witche:

Out of all human experiences the utter dread and terror felt by every person when they figure out why Edward and Alphonse Elric can’t find Nina and her dog is the most universal

silver-tongues-blog:

scraps-is-busy:

phantomrose96:

puppetmaster55:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

roy’s reaction is literally

Spot the difference

@rosexknight

though considering who roys boss was and this happened shortly after they opened the gate, it’s likely that father had bradley intentionally give incorrect information seeing as they needed people who had preformed human transmutation in order to do the thing.