The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
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also consider: moody rings. they’re regular talking mood rings, but they sulk.
also also consider: once fred and george meet Alastor Moody, they start to sell Moody rings. they look just like the other rings but they tell you nothing about your mood, instead they yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE at intervals just long enough (several days, sometimes more) that you’re caught off guard every single time. george has been reading some muggle self-help books for joke shop ideas. “it’s mindfulness,” he says, “it grounds you in the moment”.
there’s a display rack in Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes that’s solely for the mood/moody/Moody rings, unpackaged. they all look alike. which kind do you want? good luck!
after the battle of hogwarts, george wears two rings. they both seem to indicate properties that theyre moody rings but george knows thats not true. theyre the real ones.
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