Silver Tongue

nonbinarymoze:

ok but actually this is much funnier once tina breaks character and everyone just starts casually talking about game of thrones

bunnikkila:

vialhazard:

me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym 

trainer: this is an out of business hot topic 

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contractgoblin:
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cordemia:

faunafauna:

princecupcake:

kirbylesbian:

kirbylesbian:

anyway attack on titan is nazi propaganda and i dont trust ppl who like it, and as a Jew™ and general decent person i have the fucking right to say i hate snk and fans of it on my own blog

also hetalia (i dont feel the need to link a source for that one since it is literally called axis powers hetalia and one of the main characters is a personification of nazi germany)

hi there, i hope its okay that i add onto this! i am a korean jew and i think its important to state that attack on titan also glorifies japans history of oppressing korea. the source emma provided also goes further into detail about this if anyone wants to know more

tysm for this post because snk makes me so uncomfortable, and not a lot of people realize what it is

Attack on Titan’s author believes in eugenics and thinks Korean people aren’t even human; I can’t ever understand why someone would want to support the work of a guy like this

the post linked in the first part was deleted – here’s an archived version of it

veedolibido:

Me: *waking up in the morning because i got work*

the funeral director embalming me:

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toy-bonnie:
“ Guitar battle!!! Felt a bit off-colour tonight so I drew some more NITW/FNAF to cheer myself up. These were two in a set but I liked them so much I put them in their own drawing! Who do you think is going to win?
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toy-bonnie:

Guitar battle!!!

Felt a bit off-colour tonight so I drew some more NITW/FNAF to cheer myself up. These were two in a set but I liked them so much I put them in their own drawing! Who do you think is going to win?

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sindri42:
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“ I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…
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sindri42:

celticpyro:

camalilium:

sageayanna:

kofangel:

poinko:

jasoncanty01:

superllama42:

superllama42:

champagne-zaddy:

fabulousjessie:

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

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Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

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I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime 

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I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

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CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it? 

It actually kinda makes sense,

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.

There’s actually a lot of reasons for Giovanni to keep these guys around. Like, they’re really bad at actual crime and basically never turn a profit, so he was understandably pissed at them for a lot of the first couple seasons and revoked their funding a few times, but then? They started to save the world. Every time Ash got into some seriously apocalyptic shit, Team Rocket was there to back him up. And they have been instrumental in society/the world/the fabric of spacetime remaining intact at least a dozen times by now.

Now, Giovanni is not a good person, but he is a practical man. You cannot run a profitable criminal empire when everybody is dead or money has no meaning. And ever since MewTwo escaped there’s approximately fuck all he can do to stop most of the forces intent on demolishing the planet he does business on and, by extension, his business. But all the evidence suggests that if he continues to supply these couple losers with fresh hot air balloons and giant vacuum cleaners every few weeks and then leaves them to do whatever stupid shit they’re doing, the world will remain safe for years to come. And he may not have any clue as to how or why this works, but you do not get to be in control of the most powerful criminal organization in the world by questioning results.

Theres also the possiblity that theyre significantly cheaper and more reliable than independant scientists. They make their own robots and jets and tanks and shit, giovanni just gives them the money to build it. So in their effort to catch pikachu, they come up with multiple innovative creations which giovanni can replicate should he need to

beabaebea:
“ reverse bubbline
the cold calculated vampire queen bonnibel & the carefree candy kingdom princess marceline who does all her paperwork the day before its due
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beabaebea:

reverse bubbline

the cold calculated vampire queen bonnibel & the carefree candy kingdom princess marceline who does all her paperwork the day before its due

todaysbird:

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todaysbird:

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DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won’t change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you…talking to the cockatoo