Silver Tongue

demilypyro:

JJBA part timespans

Phantom Blood: 9 years (less than 3 months not counting childhood events before time skip)

Battle Tendency: 4 months

Stardust Crusaders: 50 days

Diamond is Unbreakable: 3 months

Vento Aureo: 8 days

Stone Ocean: 5 months (not counting two universe resets)

Steel Ball Run: 4 months

so what youre saying is that the jojos have fairly normal lives except for one crazy summer

darthrumpel:

astrodidact:

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Not all countries have people that rich, but I think all countries need politicians like her.

rosexknight:

dentist-brainsurgeon:

autumngracy:

draumboosky:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

stimman4000:

dissolving cotton candy in water

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

It’s like entering the void

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

Disintegrating Clown hair

And suddenly I have a new idea for an FMA oc.
The CANDY ALCHEMIST. She just runs a sweets shop. Bradley really liked her rock candy so that’s why she’s a state alchemist.

bradley buys massive orders of sweets each month. he chuckles and says “Selim cant get enough of the stuff”
He takes it underground and places it on a table in fathers chamber. he says “gluttony, I brought you a gift”

dentist-brainsurgeon:

autumngracy:

draumboosky:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

stimman4000:

dissolving cotton candy in water

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

It’s like entering the void

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

Disintegrating Clown hair

rating doll makers by how well they make homestuck kids

sealedbeastnue:

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

Oh dont worry, I got you. *pulls out cat and looks at its eyes* its about 2:30

brad-lee-deactivated20190820:

spongebobssquarepants:

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I’ve seen lolcat memes that are better recreations of this scene.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

cant find anything fun to play…  please… video game gods… just give me a single player RPG… with character customization… an open world…… fun, fluid combat………. i’ve already played monster hunter world, skyrim, dark souls… what is left……..

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;w;

house flippers pretty relaxing