uss-edsall:

no chad vs virgin comic will ever top this one

bropocalypse:

bogleech:

ORDINARY PEOPLE: drive cars while not wearing fedoras

CREATIVE PEOPLE: fly while wearing fedoras

ORDINARY PEOPLE: watch that newfandangled Tele Vision Programing like BRAINLESS SHEEPLE DRONES

CREATIVE PEOPLE: read BOOKS, REMEMBER THOSE, MILLENIALS??? Also while wearing their fedora indoors. It just never comes off I guess. Okay.

ORDINARY PEOPLE: sad that their mean asshole sexy boss isn’t a witch and hogs all the glasses

CREATIVE PEOPLE: how the tables have turned

ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COPY PASTED FACE BY THE WAY: WASTE THEIR LIVES WITH BRAIN ROTTING “VIDEO” “GAMES” >:( >:( >:(

CREATIVE PEOPLE: engage in some wholesome, intellectually stimulating racism I guess

The shocking truth revealed:

radicalmercy:

fuck-ler:

it’s incredible liberals managed to change the meaning of “abolish ICE” to mean regulating certain practices, like “abolish ICE” literally means abolish the whole thing and somehow these words are starting to mean something different. it’s just weird

dragonpeets:

slimetony:

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

what an innocent post i hope he got his sticks :)

airwife:

texas is where 88 degrees is freezing

sarcasticasides:

🔫✔️

afallenwolf:

ursaring:

Can anyone else see this post or am I having a fever dream

Wait…14? How long to hamsters live for?

1 human year is 26 hamster years. they usually live to be 3 years old but considering hammonds genetic and mechanical modifications, its entirely possible to keep him alive for well past that lifespan