red-lantern:

The Chads are broken, the Karens lost. Weebs falling left and right. The Kyles are out of monster. Furries scatter the ground. Gamers ranks flanked.
Florida man is overwhelmed. 

Hope is lost. Until you hear it. A loud call from a rams horn. The trampling of hooves upon the earth. A great stampede approaches. 

It is them, the ones we all thought had forsaken us. The greatest groups that we never could have expected. 

Horse girls. Riding their noble steeds into the fray. And riding behind them a race that was thought to be lost…. A group that is potentially the horniest for aliens: 

The Homestucks. 

xspiderfanx:

cravingsandcrazings:

kakashis-kunoichi:

spidey-pal:

perpetualmaelstrom:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

Like this.

This is the only kind of horror movie I can get behind

IS THAT JOHN MULANEY AS THE KILLER

dancingismycupoftea:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

I’m not sorry.

I love all of these can we start using them?

It’s been so long since I’ve had a creamsicle

extrafabulouscomics:

4 hours left https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/extrafabulous/millennial-manatees

herzspalter:

Sick vampire.

There’s like 8 absurdities in this thing.

Big thank you to @wamuu who generously bribed me to actually draw this with kofi donations, and the ever wonderful @pomlivv who helped me find something mundane DIO could use his fangs for and came up with the cork line! 

nicollekidman:

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

liberalbydefault:

The researchers calculated that under the current climate conditions, Earth’s land could support 4.4 billion hectares of continuous tree cover. That is 1.6 billion more than the currently existing 2.8 billion hectares. Of these 1.6 billion hectares, 0.9 billion hectares fulfill the criterion of not being used by humans. This means that there is currently an area of the size of the US available for tree restoration. Once mature, these new forests could store 205 billion tonnes of carbon: about two thirds of the 300 billion tonnes of carbon that has been released into the atmosphere as a result of human activity since the Industrial Revolution.

askdiscordwhooves:

I don’t want to be him…