Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you

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the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd

this post fails to mentoin that in order to provide tasteful nudes of the person who hates him he has to smash expensive Polaroid cameras.

baaulp:
“ pizzaback:
“ nearer-my-god:
“this image made me audibly go HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
”
we gotta stop abortion so more people can die in wars
”
Baby war 2
”

baaulp:

pizzaback:

nearer-my-god:

this image made me audibly go HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

we gotta stop abortion so more people can die in wars

Baby war 2

pecisto:

10000blunts:

tony-hawks-pro-skater:

prisonpunk:

jjotarofucker:

first i just wanted to see how joseph looked like without his beard and then i made him young lmao….

this is a sin

I always wondered what a young Joseph would look like. Neat!

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….

IM SCREAMING STOP SKIPPING PART 1 AND 2

averagefairy:

thadeeliv:

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

you….. you what 

why is that weird? do you not keep your skin closed?

theothersideofthechair:

patchmeup:

theothersideofthechair:

Me to my 21 year old coworker: My darling. My darling please. Wipe up the spilled bleach powder BEFORE you spray a chemical on it.

21 year old coworker: Why?

Me: Because my sweet summer child. When you mix bleach with other chemicals you can accidently create chlorine gas, chloroform, and also give yourself chemical pneumonia!

21 year old coworker: Oh……

Fun fact one time my cat pissed somewhere totally inappropriate and my dumb ass thought it would be a great idea to pour bleach on it to make sure he never peed there again. I gassed myself out of my own home

Well fuck.

Remember kids! Don’t clean up urine or urine byproducts with bleach or bleach derivatives.

notedchampagne:

*me one month ago* wow i drew so much davekat i think i wont need to draw them again for like at least two months haha [please click for better quality]

lohboh:

dai-does-stuff:

lohboh:

lohboh:

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

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here’s the sensible chuckle

now give us the fetish art

no

earthsong9405:

In which Fihr, after literal thousands of years of searching, finally finds Ganondorf… but comes to the slow realization that he has forgotten her.

A quick experiment in how I do character interactions! I treated this one more like a small animatic for an animation than I did a small comic like the last one I made, so instead of adding color I tried to focus more on the “shots” of the scene and the expression of the characters. I also wanted to do the text a little differently for Fihr; she’s capable of speech but it’s severely disjointed, stunted, and garbled, almost as if it’s hard for her to form words. I hope the way the words are written gives off that impression!

So uhh, yeah! Lemme know whatcha think! <:

apebrainz:

apebrainz:

all mew does is eat hot chip and lie

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wtf how could i be so blind

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cartasdosul:

fairycosmos:

the internet is an inherently haunted place if you think about it like. it’s so weird to see long abandoned discussion boards stuck in a snapshot of the past, old conversations between kids from over a decade ago who have now grown into their own lives, obituaries taking the form of half finished profiles. and the silence that fills the gaps between. there’s a constant ghostly record of each generation’s thoughts, fads, their sense of humour. back when the future was at their fingertips. even stranger, people you used to know exist openly in that space, and they watch you watching them. if you want, deceased musicians can play through your headphones. there’s always an underlying sense of reminiscing and time escaping our ever shortening attention spans. what a fuckin graveyard

You are right but holy jesus mother of fuck