samismyman87:

libertarirynn:

libertypical:

cisnowflake:

theambassadorposts:

*pretends to be shocked*

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

SJW’s at it again

Humanstuck: Sollux is incredibly allergic to bees and is stung at camp

miraculoustang:

comic idea made and collabed with aria!!!

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Into the Woods + DnD = ??

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

“You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just NICE.” OK, cool, that’s an axis right there.  Now, what would be our other axis? Well, the witch tells us “I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right” declaring herself Right & Bad.  Clearly that axis goes Wrong at one end and Right at the other. I’ve elected to put Confused in the middle because lord knows that describes the characters in that musical well.

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mckitterick:
“ dadpat-tactual:
“ barking-pony:
“ the-armed-utahn:
“ lovegiveslifewithin:
“ winjruit:
“ lovegiveslifewithin:
“i’m proud of them
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they’re valid!!!!
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valid and good guardians!
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Awesome.
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They’ve confirmed three dead but say it’s...

mckitterick:

dadpat-tactual:

barking-pony:

the-armed-utahn:

lovegiveslifewithin:

winjruit:

lovegiveslifewithin:

i’m proud of them

they’re valid!!!!

valid and good guardians!

Awesome.

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They’ve confirmed three dead but say it’s impossible to get a definitive full count because there nothing left! All the found were a suppressed rifle, long axe, wire cutters, skull and part of a pelvis at the site.

They think poachers stumbled upon the large pride of lions at night and that there were so many that the poachers had little time to react.

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its the ciiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiife

redwwood:

Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like

1. Wake up

2. Eat some garbage

3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much

4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow

5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball

6. Yell some more

7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!

8. Repeat

dont forget to keep tapping on some emo fucks window to tell him to fuck off

nerdepic:

i donut know how to draw my mans markus. poor dude never smiles. also w jesse williams’ facial hair bc im lov it

professorsparklepants:

“Dark Hermione au” canon hermione led Umbrage into the forbidden forest hoping she’d be murdered by centaurs……………… you’re gonna have to be more specific

friendbotbeeps:

You know what has really made these character arcs so great and not contrived?

The writing doesn’t fault the characters for reacting negatively in the light of the revelation of Rose Quartz.

When Sapphire and Ruby reunite, Sapphire states how she was wrong for reacting so harshly and Ruby’s first words are “No, you were right.” followed by expanding on her thoughts.

Steven tells Bismuth he’s sorry for everything and Bismuth doesn’t say “It’s okay.” or “No, I was wrong.” She says “Thank you.”

I can count at least 3 different times in this bomb alone where someone asks another person “Are you okay?” to create an open dialogue of discussion.

This whole arc has been so carefully handled, because it’s a big deal. Rose Quartz was the foundation and heart of the Crystal Gems, and when the foundation is made of sand instead of stone, then the whole house sinks.

The purpose of this revelation isn’t just to create drama. It’s to truly divorce Rose’s message and ideals from the deified persona given to her, that the “Crystal Gems” wasn’t just a designated leader and their followers, but a band of equal Gems fighting for freedom for each other.

I’m willing to bet that “The Heart of the Crystal Gems” isn’t one person. It’s all of the Crystal Gems.

I think this is ultimately why Rose decided to have Steven. In order for the Gems who she loved to really achieve freedom, she’d need to recreate the foundation with something more than just herself.

You sink before you swim, and we begin the show in the midst of Crystal Gems sinking. The revelation was breaking point before finally beginning the rise back up to the surface .

Things aren’t over, there is still an ocean to cross before safety, but Crystal Gems aren’t sinking any more. They can all make it through this because their foundation lies in all of them.

pristinepastel:

9th-level-spell:

dat-soldier:

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

dwarves are taller than humans

Orcs are elves

A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

people eat dragon souls

paperseverywhere:
“sometimes you just gotta draw a small tz
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paperseverywhere:

sometimes you just gotta draw a small tz