Silver Tongue

animentality:

Everyone’s starter anime is death note.

I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.

I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.

It’s usually death note.

this is full metal alchemist erasure

deluxetrashqueen:

deluxetrashqueen:

runela9:

ophanimcowboys:

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

harostar:

silkandfirewordsmith73-deactiva:

transparentgentlemenmarker:

Wonder how many people saw UFO’s on this night? 😳👽🛸

Art by: @fireflydroneshows

How breathtaking beautiful this is

I legit love this as a less damaging and dangerous version of fireworks shows.

thegraftedbranch:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

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And it slapped

  • me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
  • secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
  • “[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (snake snail memes)
  • none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
  • Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
  • girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
  • when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
  • I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
  • this post is the real last meme of 2014
  • “average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
barbieplasticsurgeon:
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agentjazzy:

Tweet from Taylor Kennedy (@marioboy261) reading, "Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House."ALT

reposting this from twitter bc it’s making me lose my mind

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

cookingwithroxy:

angelrin89:

wenellyb:

inthetags:

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

rose—child:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

aclii:

captain-price-officially:

captain-price-officially:

captain-price-officially:

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shit, timeline is messed up.

oh shit we’re destabilizing oh god oh fuck

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disasterdrow:

vampireopossum:

the best part about james team rocket is that you can put his face on any pride flag and there’s like a 97% chance it fits

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