you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

teratomatower:

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I uh
Misread this.
Well enjoy!!!

loycos:
“friend Bismuth, how about we don’t murder my entire family
”
i cant believe this is canon

loycos:

friend Bismuth, how about we don’t murder my entire family

i cant believe this is canon

the-swift-tricker:

the-swift-tricker:

Captain Buccaneer’s smirk and salute when Major General Olivier Armstrong rolls out of the elevator in a fucking tank is arguable one of the best scenes in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

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brownbeartiny:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

i fucking hate this because it’s right

doux-amer:
“truestoriesaboutme:
“ dragon-in-a-fez:
“imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
”
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
”
Because context...

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:

imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines

The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”

The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”

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digi-egg:

chimera-bones:

Anon’s life is ruined by Angela Anaconda

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Now we know