marisatomay:

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

victorian shitposting

op literally has cholera but go off i guess

when she sends ankle pics

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to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand evolutionary theory

when the 2 year mourning period for her husband, who’s untimely death you arranged, is finally over

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elliek599:

Friendly reminder that Ruby has probably always been a cowboy

Hold up a moment. Sapphire was surprised that ruby was a cowboy in a possible future and ruby only had a vague understanding of what cowboys were after reading a comic. It was SAPPHIRE who was always a cowboy when they were garnet. Shes surprised because she doesnt understand why ruby would wanna be one

fairygodrobot:
“ taakoshell:
“ fairygodrobot:
“the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy
”
he WHAT
”
you heard me
”

fairygodrobot:

taakoshell:

fairygodrobot:

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

you heard me

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

preach:

dalaminaubis:

2000ish:

daddys-little-biscuit:

ruinedchildhood:

grouchythefish:

ruinedchildhood:

shadowbenny:

pastarrie:

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Also, according to the creator, she’s a little girl and not a cat..

http://people.com/celebrity/hello-kitty-is-not-a-cat/

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

“I was corrected – very firmly,” Yano said. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

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“ Her full name is Kitty White and she is a Scorpio who adores apple pie.”
“She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London.”
“She has a twin sister,”

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I am shocked rn. I never Knew Hello Kitty went this deep

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Nope I’m not havin it she is a cat

Hello Kitty is a Cat


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Hello Kitty is a furry.

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laughlikesomethingbroken:

animatedamerican:

glumshoe:

missmaialibre:

glumshoe:

Fantasy world in which Dwarves are not motivated by greed or love of gold, only by a profound scientific enthusiasm for geology.

I’d love to see this implemented, especially as TTRPG start becoming more self-aware of their racist / sexist foundations and start working to better themselves. 

The legendary Dwarven treasure is not a horde of gold and gemstones, but a paleontology museum with a vast collection of rare and exquisite fossils. Dwarven universities specialize in the natural sciences, Dwarven economies based on the trade of interesting rocks and minerals, Dwarf detectives able to identify different muds and soils on sight.

“You said there were precious stones in here.”

“… yes?  These stones hold pieces of ancient life in them; what could possibly be more precious?”

This is a Good Post, especially because it reminds me of that scene in LotR where Gimli waxes poetic about carefully carefully chiselling into caverns to bring out their potential beauty.

papajohnpizzas:

papajohnpizzas:

virgin will always be a hard hitting insult if you call any online dumbass a virgin they usually reply with like “actually i’m not a virgin lol, i have sex with my girlfriend” and you can just say “ok virgin” and they’ll keep getting angrier it’s amazing

this works especially well on 4chan in my experience